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When we try to decipher SAP’s thousands of tables
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When the Jr. DBA asked what’s the worst that could happen if he gives the developer sysadmin access. (HT @SQLPrincess)
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When I find a vendor created job failed on a production server after a reboot because it referenced a stored procedure they created in tempDB (HT @SQLPrincess)
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When it turns out that the cursor was the source of the performance problem. (HT @MVelic)
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When the developers ask me who I was talking about
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When I told the dev manager that one of his guys wanted to bring back a trillion records to the app
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When I read this DBA.StackExchange.com question and this followup comment
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After I tried detaching and reattaching a corrupt database
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When the developers say they’re moving everything to MongoDB
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When sp_Blitz™ reports I haven’t done a DBCC CHECKDB in months
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